“Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?”
“Las Vegas is the savage heart of the American Dream.”
“Do you love me?" "Of course I do." "Then why do I see you sneaking off to Vegas to get married without inviting me?”
“Wanna go to Vegas and get married?”
“We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.”
“Geez what is it with these guys and their swords, why can't they just century up and get normal bad guy weapons?”