“Why should women have to fit into child sizes in order to be considered desirable? That is both sick and depressing.”

“However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in order to fit in) and merely pursue those that they think will look best on their college apps, they're zombies.”

“Smiles like that should be against the law. Considering what they do to a girl.”

“Why had I taken all those useless classes like bio and German when I should have been taking lipreading?”

“Aaron, in order to die you have to live a little first.”

“But I’m living proof you don’t have to spend a lot in order to look great.”

“Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?”