“The bad news is time flies.the good news is you're the pilot.”
“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.”
“Overachievers, here's some good and some bad news. The good news is, that you're smart, special, and you're raising the bar. The bad news is: very few people will like you.”
“Okay, I'm guessing you're gonna give us the bad news first because there's no good news?”
“I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is life (of a kind) after this life. The bad news is that Jean-Claude Villeneuve is a necrophiliac.”
“The good news and the bad news are the same: No one cares!”