“To speak only one language is to do yourself a great injustice.”

“I think we can all agree that the official language of the United States should be Latin.”

“Freedom, democracy, and socialism can only ever exist together; it is impossible to have any one without the other two.”

“The greatest gift you can ever give is yourself.”

“Obama's plan for "change": Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first time!”

“One of the (many) problems with government is that they are usually so preoccupied with whether or not they can do something that they fail to consider whether or not they should.”

“Doing nothing is even worse than doing the wrong thing.”