“If you hate your lot but wouldn't trade it, it's not your lot you hate.”

“Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones.”

“Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.”

“You never realize how tacky your furniture is till you try to give it to the Salvation Army and they won't take it.”

“I tell you this, and I tell you plainWhat you have done, you will do againYou will bite your tongue, careful or notUpon the already-bitten spot”

“An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.”

“What you have become is the price you paid to get what you used to want.”