“If God wanted us to play soccer, he would've given only 1 in 11 people arms.”
“God gave people 2 ears and 1 mouth because He wants us to listen twice as much as we talk.”
“God presents the Sabbath rest as a shelter we can enter. (Hebrews 4:1-11)”
“Even if we had gone away together when I wanted us to, we would've been together for a year, maybe two. But sooner or later, other people would've found a way to wedge us apart.”
“If god meant for people to talk into cellphones, he would've put our mouths on the side of our heads.”
“If God wanted humans to play chess, he would have made us black or white.”