“Every morning I wake up and thank God that I don't believe in him.”
“It's easy to believe in God when you wake up every morning knowing you are completely and unconditionally loved.”
“I don't want to die, but I wish waking up every morning didn't feel like such a fuck-you every single time.”
“I am disappointed every morning that I wake up. And I am disappointed by the feeling Of waking up next to you.”
“Every night I drown and every morning I wake up struggling to breathe.”
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”