“Smaller Is Smarter: Hint, Bigger Is Not”
“Smaller-than-Medium-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock”
“Which eternity can be bigger or smaller? But which reality can be an eternity in your mind?”
“The richer you are, I've worked out, the smaller your telephone and the bigger your telephoto lens.”
“Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.”
“Only the smaller fish pay for the goverment's face-lift. The big ones - they just become bigger and fatter.”