“A teaspoonful of semen contains the same amount of protein as the white of one egg. However, the consumption of semen can be much more fun.”
“With your fertile eggs, and my semen, we’d make a delicious omelet.”
“See men run. Semen swim.”
“I'll take Classic 69 and semen-swapping for $300”
“The female is, as it were, a mutilated male, and the catamenia are semen, only not pure; for there is only one thing they have not in them, the principle of soul.”
“You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.”