“Two blue men the size of football players walking through a store wrapped in Roman gladiator armor was bound to attract attention.”
“Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? ”
“Posthumous: It sounds like the name of a Roman gladiator, an unconquered gladiator. At least that’s what poor Posthumous would like to believe. It gives him courage.”
“Before you go anywhere, Mr. Football Player,” Nita said, “I want to know exactly what your intentions are toward my Blue.”
“So their cheerleaders are ugly, their football players are wimps, and they're our archrivals because why?”
“Bad language is a stage all children go through, and it dies with time when they learn they're not attracting attention with it.”