“Two blue men the size of football players walking through a store wrapped in Roman gladiator armor was bound to attract attention.”

“You can’t walk around here half naked in Roman warrior costumes or every woman in a fifty-mile radius will be on you like flies on honey.”

“She seemed to enjoy the control and picked out some stretch blue jeans that hugged his ass tighter than a pair of kissing Proulahs. On his world, once mated, the blue crustaceans shared a shell for the rest of their life in an eternal kiss.”

“Two is always better than one.”

“Men were born to protect and love, and our women help us to serve a higher purpose.”

“That sounded sweet enough to almost be intelligent, but it was chauvinistic as hell.”

“She could end up on the news if she wasn’t careful, with her face plastered on the back of milk jugs. Missing and too stupid to live.”