“I bathe in statistics.”
“I have a theory of statistics: if you can double them or halve them and they still work, they are really good statistics.”
“They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can't think why, 'cos it's not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You'd think they'd take the hint, wouldn't you?”
“I only believe in statistics that I doctored myself”
“I want to emphasize that rape is about human beings, not statistics.”
“I want to empasize that rape is about human beings, not statistics.”