“It felt nice to be spooned. It would have been better to have been forked, but at this point, I would take whatever I could get.”
“had my books been any worse I would not have been invited to Hollywood and if they had been any better I would not have come.”
“It would have been nice to have had unicorns.”
“I only know it would have been nice to be making love instead of attempting murder.”
“If I could have done anything more, it would have been less”
“If I could remember the names of these particles, I would have been a botanist.”