“Alpha bitches are all the same underneath. Don't know how to give an inch even if their damn fool lives depend on it.”

“The dead know everything but they don't give a damn.”

“The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.”

“How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em.”

“They said nothing and our parents said nothing, so we sensed how ancient they were, how accustomed to trauma, depressions, and wars. We realized that the version of the world they rendered for us was not the world they really believed in, and for all their caretaking and bitching about crabgrass they didn't give a damn about lawns.”

“Don't be a fool. Don't give up something important to hold onto someone who can't even say they love you.”