“I had been riding horses before my memory kicked in, so my life with horses had no beginning. It simply appeared from the fog of infancy. I survived a difficult childhood by traveling on the backs of horses, and in adulthood the pattern didn't change.”
“She had beaten the horse and the horse had kicked her in the tits, where it hurt.”
“I want you to put 'He didn't want to ride the damn horse' on my tombstone.”
“If wishes were horses, I'd have been run over in my childhood.”
“I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.”
“If a prince on a white horse actually appeared in front of me...I think I'd like to see him fall off that horse. But..if he wasn't a prince on a white horse to begin with...what would I want then?”