“Congratulations! You've correctly discerned the difference between a sitting U.S. senator and a slightly moldy root vegetable. For your skill, you'll receive this limited edition commemorative digital photo. ”
“You'll never find your limits until you've gone too far.”
“Report of Daniel Webster's Speech in the U.S. Senate”
“If Godwanted humans to eat vegetables, he wouldn’t havecolored them green. Green things are moldy.”
“The difference between where you are today and where you'll be five years from now will be found in the quality of books you've read.”
“DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE.-Death”