“A women needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle”

“A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles.”

“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”

“Women want to find one man to satisfy their many needs while men want many women to satisfy their one need.”

“Women of God can never be like women of the world. The world has enough women who are tough; we need women who are tender. There are enough women who are coarse; we need women who are kind. There are enough women who are rude; we need women who are refined. We have enough women of fame and fortune; we need more women of faith. We have enough greed; we need more goodness. We have enough vanity; we need more virtue. We have enough popularity; we need more purity.”

“What's a feminist?" Julie asked."Someone who thinks women are fish," Barton replied. He was smiling at Lily. "And that men are bicycles, which makes us basically useless to anyone of the fish persuasion. But it does categorize us as creatures who exist solely for the purpose of being ridden.”