“And why does he talk so funny? Doesn't he mean squashed tomatoes?I don't think that they had tomatoes when he comes from, said Bod. And that's just how they talk then.”

Neil Gaiman

Neil Gaiman - “And why does he talk so funny? Doesn't he...” 1

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