“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.”
“I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.”
“Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?”
“Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered.”
“I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.”
“It’s like a meatloaf.”
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.”