“Where do bad folks go when they die?They don't go to Heaven where the angels flyThey go to the lake of fire and fryWon't see 'em again 'til the Fourth of July”
“When good Americans die, they go to Paris'.'Where do bad Americans go?''They stay in America'.”
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
“When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.”
“If you do not know where you come from, then you don't know where you are, and if you don't know where you are, then you don't know where you're going. And if you don't know where you're going, you're probably going wrong.”
“I wonder where we go when we die?”“…Pittsburgh?”“You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?”