“Where do bad folks go when they die?They don't go to Heaven where the angels flyThey go to the lake of fire and fryWon't see 'em again 'til the Fourth of July”

“She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak, I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks.”

“Letting go of fear, attachment, grief and anger is the sannyasin's renunciation. He savours only the taste of his oneness with the ultimate reality.”

“I'm not like them, but I can pretend.”

“im so ugly but thats ok cuz so are you.”

“When good Americans die, they go to Paris'.'Where do bad Americans go?''They stay in America'.”

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”