“Don't say hit and mountain in the same sentence.”
“If you don't hit a newspaper reader between the eyes with your first sentence, there is no need of writing a second one. ”
“We live in the same house but we both feel lonely. We and lonely don't belong in the same sentence.”
“If I were to die tomorrow, I think they'd say Newman 56, composer of the hit song, Short People. Jumped off a mountain today.”
“Everything you say is worthwile to me. Even when you don't let me finish a sentence.”
“It's about women. It's about power and it's about women and you just hate those two words in the same sentence, don't you?”