“Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it.”
“Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”
“doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life.”
“Whether your glass is half full or half empty there's still room for more wine.”
“It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.”
“The glass is not half empty; it is half full.”