“If you were cheap we'd be having sex now, soup later.'That's supposed to be funny. It is, but only a little.”

“You're the only man I know who can have sex with a woman who looks that good and be in this bad a mood ten minutes later. Damn, didn't you know sex is supposed to make you feel better? (Nick)”

“...a little of this, a little of that - a little of me, a little of you - put it together what do you have? postmodern soup...”

“Funny how at twenty-five you worry about not being taken seriously and take being a sex object for granted. Later you take being taken seriously for granted, and worry about not being a sex object.”

“You know a guy is funny when a week later you can still feel the little knives he stuck in you.”

“We were supposed to be having a serious conversation about where we were headed - or indeed why we were headed nowhere - but it was proving impossible. Banter was the only register we seemed capable of and without it we'd lost all means of communication.”