“I'm damned if I'm going to be eaten by a bear when I'm naked.""I'm sure it's a more pleasant experience dressed.”
“I don't know if you've ever been covered head to toe in prickle bush, but let me tell you, it's not a pleasant experience, as I'm sure you can imagine.”
“I'm sick. I've eaten civilisation and I'm sick.”
“yeah. It's amazing. And when I'm not so damn hard I want to explode, I'm going to lick it all over. But right now there are other parts of you I want to lick”
“I'm not happy when I'm writing, but I'm more unhappy when I'm not.”
“To be sure, I'm not perfect wife material: I'm neurotic. I'm compulsive. I speak before I think and can't cook worth a damn. I'm messy and germaphobic all at once, and it's not entirely unheard of for me to get hold of the wrong end of the stick and then hang there like a pitbull.”