“Let's go have lotsa drunk sex before it hits.""'Kay. Drunk sex for everybody!”

“If you were cheap we'd be having sex now, soup later.'That's supposed to be funny. It is, but only a little.”

“-If you were a girl,Jack said to Dell, I'd marry you.-No. You'd just have sex with me then never call me.”

“I want lots and lots of sex.""You really are the woman of my dreams.""First round, wet shower sex, after we scrape off a few layers of the Alaskan tundra, then a short and satisfying lunch break. Then a second round of make-the-mattress-sing sex.""I feel a tear of gratitude and awe forming in the corner of my eyes. Don't think less of me.”

“We're going to be rich.Huh?Forgot. You're already rich. I'm going to be rich, and you'll be richerokayI'm serious. We've just discover a non-fail motivation for exercise. Hot jungle sex. We'll be Bill Gates rich. We'll write a book. There'll be DVDs and infomercials.America, then the world, will become buff and sexually satisfied. And they'll have us to thank.”

“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”

“Studies show adolescent males often make decisions based on sex. Many fail to grow out of it.”