“Let's go have lotsa drunk sex before it hits.""'Kay. Drunk sex for everybody!”
“The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.”
“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant.”
“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.”
“The truth is Christmas evolved from the Roman holiday Saturnalia, a winter festival where men gave gifts to each other. They also would get drunk, have sex with each other and beat their wives”
“What are you going to do with the money Anne? Let's all go up town and get drunk!”