“Necessity is often the mother of balls”

“Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls.”

“Oh, i'm going to kick his ass, and when i'm done, i'm going to squeeze his balls blue.”

“He wouldn't just be facing her, he thought with genuine, back-sweating fear, but all of them. The four of them, with Mrs. Grady for backup.They'd roast his balls.”

“There was nothing like a Saturday - unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. That of course was all the Saturdays of your life rolled into one big shiny ball.”

“Advice never hurts, taking it often does”

“My mother says happy ever after's a bunch of bull.”