“Oh, i'm going to kick his ass, and when i'm done, i'm going to squeeze his balls blue.”

“When I wake up, I'm going to kick your ass.”

“I'm not going near anything that's going in the crack of his ass!”

“If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass!”

“None of us are going to deny what other people are doing. If saying bullshit is somebody's thing, then he says bullshit. If somebody is an ass-kicker, then that's what he's going to do on this trip, kick asses. He's going to do it right out front and nobody is going to have anything to get pissed off about. He can just say, 'I'm sorry I kicked you in the ass, but I'm not sorry I'm an ass-kicker. That's what I do, I kick people in the ass.' Everybody is going to be what they are, and whatever they are, there's not going to be anything to apologize about. What we are, we're going to wail with on this whole trip.”

“You've got no sense of humor.""I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.”