“What was that technique you were using on those bastards?""An ancient form called kicking ass.”
“Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses....”
“What the hell were you doing? Are you okay?""Did I win?""You kicked ass, baby.""The I'm alright.”
“Then I had to decide if I needed to wear shoes that kicked ass or were good for ass kicking, on account of there's a difference you know. ~ Finger Lickin' Fifteen”
“I had a dream I took the form of Chuck Norris and kicked your ass. Then I impregnated you from across the room.”
“Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life. Fate is what kicks you in the ass to make you do it.”