“When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.~ Ogden Nash”
“Drive nature out of the door and it will fly in at the window”
“When you can't enter through the front door, kick in a window.”
“There is something about a Martini,Ere the dining and dancing begin,And to tell you the truth,It is not the vermouth--I think that perhaps it's the gin." --Ogden Nash”
“To keep one's marriage brimming,With love in the wedding cup,Whenever you're wrong admit it;Whenever you're right, shut up." - Ogden Nash”
“Those who enter through the back door can expect to be shown out through the window”