“Thanks, tripod," Eric said...."Tripod?" Jace asked. "As hung as you are, you practically have three legs.”

“What's wrong, Eric? Aggie asked."He got his period,"Trey said.”

“She pulled away from Eric's grasp, knelt before Brian and looked up at him."Let me suck you off," she said. "Please.”

“Deeper? Are you trying to bruise her liver?~Eric”

“I’m your best buddy, and you don’t want me to die from a giant case of blue balls?”“I don’t think that’s fatal,” Aggie said.“Have you ever had blue balls?” Eric asked.She grinned and flipped her gaze to the ceiling. “Well…”“They’re not just for Smurfs.”

“It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt,” Aggie said.“And then it’s hilarious,” Eric said.”

“When did he pass out lastnight?" Eric asked Myrna."After he swallowed my banana and I forced him to consume my fluids.”