“Wanna go to Vegas and get married?”

“You want to go somewhere?' he asked.'Like now? its late.''isn't las vegas the city that never sleeps?''i think that's new york.''right. this is sin city.”

“None of your business. Go get me a beer.”

“The best day of my life used to be the day I asked you to marry me onstage in Pittsburgh, but as memorable as that was, today has been even better.”

“That look will get you diamonds, baby,” he said, “but not my cock pierced.”

“Amanda's panties were going to need scuba gear if they got any wetter.”

“It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt,” Aggie said.“And then it’s hilarious,” Eric said.”