“Nothing annoys people so much as not receiving invitations.”
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
“There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.”
“Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over. ”
“Is it just me or am I the only person that didn't receive an invitation to the Grand Ball so many call life?”
“The first miracle Jesus performed was instant winemaking. No wonder people loved Him! He probably received a bunch of wedding invitations after that one.”