“...If there's one thing I'm well versed in it's my own good qualities.”
“Oh, yeah. If there's one thing I'm good for, it's comic relief.”
“If there's one thing I don't look for in a maid, it's discretion. Except with my own secrets, of course.”
“If one should desire to know whether a kingdom is well governed, if its morals are good or bad, the quality of its music will furnish the answer.”
“I'm sick of people lying to me for my own good. Because really it's mostly for their own good.”
“I am old enough to know only too well my good and bad qualities, which were often one in the same.”