“A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.”
“God is never late and rarely early. He is always exactly right on time--His time.”
“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”
“Rather than arriving five hours late and flustered, it would be better all around if he were to arrive five hours and a few extra minutes late, but triumphantly in command.”
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
“Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale..”