“The national anthem of Hell is 'I did it my way.”
“Just the usual formality before the chaos begins. Like playing the National Anthem before a Cubs game.”
“If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.”
“Instead of narrowing our allegiances to only include our favored nation, let us sing an anthem to the marvelous human being.”
“It is considered in the Sto Plains that only scoundrels know the second verse of their national anthem, since anyone spending time memorizing that would be up to no good purpose.”
“The white cracker who wrote the National Anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word "free" to a note so high nobody could reach it. That was deliberate.”