“The news media are, for the most part, the bringers of bad news… and it’s not entirely the media’s fault, bad news gets higher ratings and sells more papers than good news.”

“I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is life (of a kind) after this life. The bad news is that Jean-Claude Villeneuve is a necrophiliac.”

“The more severe the pain or illness, the more severe will be the necessary changes. These may involve breaking bad habits, or acquiring some new and better ones.”

“The good news and the bad news are the same: No one cares!”

“The bad news: There is no key to the universe. The good news: It was never locked.”

“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.”

“The bad news is time flies.the good news is you're the pilot.”