“Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed.”
Peter Scott
There's a Spouse in My House: A Humorous Journey Through the First Years of Marriage
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