“You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.”

“I would not like it thought that I do not buy my own paperclips, sir. I enjoy owning my own paperclips. It means they are mine.”

“Nietzsche said without music, life would be a mistake. To me, without books, life would be a mistake.”

“As for us, He has appointed the job of permanent unemployment.If he wanted us to work, after all,He would not have created this wine.With a skinfull of this, Sir,would you rush out to commit economics?”

“Bertrand Russell declared that, in case he met God, he would say to Him, "Sir, you did not give us enough information." I would add to that, "All the same, Sir, I'm not persuaded that we did the best we could with the information we had. Toward the end there, anyway, we had tons of information.”

“She is but a woman and many unsound and dangerous principles are held by her.”