“Money's scarceTimes are hardHere's your fuckingXmas card”

“Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.”

“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.”

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”

“I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard.”

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”