“When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings on it?”
“You’re not a one hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you.”
“Honey, You ain't a hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you.”
“I seemed to recall a party when I was five, complete with scary clowns and pony rides. Maybe it was the clowns that ruined me for all future birthdays. Because those fuckers are scary.”
“Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots of money.”
“There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to your penis.This was not one of those times.”