“How simple life is. It's as simple as this: you're hungry and you eat, you're full and you shit. Between eating and shitting, that's where human life is found. - (Houseboy + Maid, in Tales from Djakarta)”
“Shooter: You're in big trouble pal, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?Shooter: ... No!”
“But what so different of eating plants? Everything has it's life. If you are so pure, why not just stop eating? So you can have no shit?”
“Life is never that simple. And the fact that it's not that simple to you means only one thing: You're still alive.”
“Life is a shit sandwich. Eat it or starve.”
“Shit is another useful word. Also very common. For example, pleasantly surprised? You say 'No shit?' You think someone tells you tales, you scoff 'You're shitting me.' You find something you like very much, you exclaim 'That's good shit!”