“USE COMMON SENSE. If somebody offers you a thousand dollars for this book, chances are their motives are not pure. Then again, a thousand dollars is a lot of money. Take the money and run.”

“Friends don't have to have a lot of things in common. But there's one thing friends usually do have in common - a sense of humor. That doesn't mean they find all the same things funny. Sometimes, they might even laugh at each other. But at the end of the day, friends can always laugh with each other.”

“Only bad books have good endings.If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.”

“This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted.”

“Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.”

“Very little in this world makes sense.”

“The name of this book is mysterious.”