“Now we see the violence inherent in the system!”

“Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government”

“Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health ... what have the Romans ever done for us? Brought peace!”

“We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!”

“You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.”

“By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants . . .”

“First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!”