“I'm beginning to think that love for me is a bit like Quantum Mechanics, something I know to exist, but have no idea how it works.”

“However,when given the chance, many people choose cocaine over love. I wouldn’t say that’s abad choice. The endorphins released during infatuation are similar to heroin. OxyContin,“the cuddling hormone,” most often found in new mothers and newlyweds, is like ecstasy;every touch tingles. I think I read that somewhere. Love exists in powder. Love exists inpills. We are all addicts.”

“Love exists in powder. Love exists in pills. We are all addicts.”

“I love these dudes, but I don't know what they're doing with all that facial hair these days. There's a lot of peach fuzz going on. They called me up to go to a Kanye West concert, and I was like 'hold on I'll call Kanye.' So I called him and they got into the show, and I called Kanye later and said, 'Yo did you see my dudes from Panic! at the show?' and he was like 'Nah they mst not have been dressed like they were from the 1700's'. But I back them. They have their own unique style, which is cool.”

“Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with people.”

“It wasn’t me! Look at how little I am. I’m a little guy.”

“Girls are like apples...the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree...”