“Patrick walked in dressed in an utterly unmentionable bathrobe. I was pretty sure that Disney wouldn’t have approved of what their cartoon characters were doing on that dark blue satin background. On the other hand, I was really glad he had on the bathrobe.”
“What do you mean there is no bathrobe in my suite??!!”
“Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!”
“Eventually, I stopped dressing like I was a Disney character, but the desire to live the life of a fairytale princess never really left me.”
“I was pretty sure I knew what I looked like: a cartoon hamster in the headlights.”
“A bathrobe answered the door. Inside it, a woman...”