“You do realise, don't you, that I was present during the assassination attempt?”
“Hopefully next time I won't be recovering from an assassination attempt, and then I'll do better.”
“If you don't even try, the answer is no. If you do make an attempt, the answer is at least a maybe.”
“I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?”
“It's not when you realise that nothing can help you - religion, pride, anything - it's when you realise that you don't need any aid.”
“People do not seem to realise that the planet is FULL of AMAZING people, many of whom would pass out at the opportunity to TALK to you, let alone hold your hand & kiss you in public & buy you rad Christmas presents.”