“A chair is the first thing you need when you don’t really need anything, and is therefore a peculiarly compelling symbol of civilization. For it is civilization, not survival, that requires design.”
“When have we required anything of you? Except to survive?”
“for civilization to survive, the human race has to remain civilized”
“Chase, the first thing you need to know is that you don't know anything.”
“squats are a form of torture designed by people who don’t need to do squats in the first place”
“Of all the world's civilizations, America was the one that most needed losers.”