“Baseball is only dull to dull minds”

“Your tears only water your weeds”

“Heroic poetry tends in its simplest form to be concerned with immediate events and local heroes. A certain length of tradition is required before the epic poem, telling the story of the hero, becomes current. Heroic poetry assumes that the audience knew what the outcome of the battle was, and is concerned with individual feats; the context is of little importance. Epic poems only become attractive as a form when the audience needs to be told who the heroes were.”

“Apparently, my hopes, dreams and aspirations were no match against my poor spelling, punctuation and grammar.”

“If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound.”

“The Human brain is a hotbed of imagination, capable of taking a simple stimulus and magnifying it many times greater than it is...let your mind run wild!”

“I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.”