“Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and this turns them into human bowling pins. Slow whiny bowling pins.”
“Give me 10 pins and a hardwood lane, and I’ll bowl. Just as long as that bowl is full of spaghetti. I’ll always be a champion, when I’m the only one in the competition.”
“Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won.”
“The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find.”
“People are so busy chasing happiness- if they would slow down and turn around, they would give it a chance to catch up with them.”
“The Pin is mightier than the sword”