“That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues.”
“My therapist says it's because I have 'daddy' issues. Like that's supposed to mean something to me. How can I have daddy issues when I barely knew the prick?”
“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?”
“You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!""When you say it like that it sounds bad...”
“Where's my daddy?Is that my daddy?It goes, "I fink, derefore I am. I fink." It is Sergeant Detritus the troll!That's not my daddy!”
“God, that’s always the thing you have to decide with high school kids: what to make an issue of, what to let go.”