“...they'd just tell you to turn the other cheek, wouldn't they?...Trouble is, Mrs. Dowdel observed, after you've turned the other cheek four times, you run out of cheeks.”
“I don't understand the logic of turning the other cheek.”
“He who turns the other cheek is a cowardly dog -- a Christian dog.”
“If someone slaps you on one cheek, offer the other cheek also...but of course if you were able to stand soberly after the first slap.”
“I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.”
“Forgiveness isn’t something I’m preoccupied with — turning the other cheek isn’t my trip.”